Everyone needs friends to help us through the travail of existance. Here are
some of mine.
I have a nifty black bike. I hardly ever ride it, but it makes a darned good conversation piece in my living room.
The toaster.
I have a nifty black electric screwdriver. I hardly ever use it, but it makes me feel very manly to possess it.
Our old, sadly neglected friend.
Where else can you put $2 into a machine and end up with fresh set of clothes? Try that at the department store.
Like everyone else, I value my friends. Do not put them down, or I will become very angry.