Q. What does ``NOSTRILUU'' stand for?
A. Nothing. ``nos'' is nothing more than an abbreviation of NOSTRILUU, since NOSTRILUU is too long to type. nos is apparently; a gaseous mixture, an acronym for network operating system, Spanish for ``our'', Hungarian for ``well'', Latin for ``night'', German for `gash'' or ``dark.'' It also stands for Nitric Oxide Synthase. iNOS is inducible NOS, which is responsible for cell death, and cNOS is constiuitive NOS, which is involved in cell signalling; things like long-term memory and penile erection -- a mere coincidence. Finally, nos is a a Japanese dance of grace and pathos. None of which has much to do with anything.
Q. Could you provide some pointers to some esoteric Web sites?
A. Sure.
Q. How about something with some of those cheesy ``new'' stickers?
A. Sure: Click Here if you want to see your picture on this site.
Q. How about some candid one-on-one conversation about the nature of existence and other such weighty topics?
A. Sure.
((type in the input box and hit <enter> to chat with NOSTRILUU))
Q. This page isn't Interactive enough. I want to type something!
A. Sure.
Q. Could you provide us with some information on your background?
A. I was a feral child -- raised by hamsters. I spent the early years of my life pacing the tiny cage.
In my later years I did all sorts of things. It is my mission in life to become President of the United States and also to become an Astronaut and a famous Philanthropist.
Q. What is NOSTRILUU doing to further these goals?
A. NOSTRILUU has accomplished many, many things, but most of them are secret. The most recent of these accomplishments is related to the world of cults. Here you can see the results of my amazing discovery for yourself.
Q. Are you, like, a cynical, bitter, sarcastic man?
A. See question 17.
Q. How about an un-retouched picture that shows your relative size to that of a herd of cows?
A. Sure, but no real cows would pose for the picture, so we had to contract the services of two computer generated stand-ins, "U.J." and "Eduardo."
Q. How about pictures of some of your friends?
A. Sure.
Q. How about the end of this page?
A.